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From: Disquieting O. Foreman [sidestepping@ke-nickel.com] Subject: Hello, chief:) Hello Ser deg senere We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him. An aged man is but a paltry thing, a tattered coat upon a stick Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo clinic. A single day is enough to make us a little larger or, another time, a little smaller. I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. Our relatives are ours by chance, but we can choose our friends. Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course. Love is a spendthrift, leaves it arithmetic at home, is always in the red. Government proposes, bureaucracy disposes. And the bureaucracy must dispose of government proposals by dumping them on us. If thou canst believe, all things are possible to him that believeth. [Mark 9:23] The chief cause of problems is solutions. To make your children capable of honesty is the beginning of education. You must be the change you wish to see in the world. If all I'm remembered for is being a good basketball player, then I've done a bad job with the rest of my life. To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream not only plan, but also believe. The dust of controversy is merely the falsehood flying off. Arguments are to be avoided they are always vulgar and often convincing.