SUCKA CAMARO
my favorite sucka, TOD (coolest guy ever) SEELIE. he's the guy who throws the after after after party that you have absolutely no chance of knowing about and photographs that shit. check out his sites:
WWW.OFQUIET.COM
WWW.SUCKAPANTS.COM
WWW.TOYSHOPCOLLECTIVE.COM
posted by Antlers at 3/23/2005 05:25:00 PM
14 Comments:
yeah tod is a hell of a guy.
fototastic bastard.
seelie is something! a heart made of killometers. talented eyes, talented mind. boy next door, treasured heart in town. hidden diamond. to cry and smile for.
so i found that "zipco" guy, he's funny.
http://toomuchhahaprettysoonboohoo.blogspot.com
hi everyone. on behalf of the whole sucka loving community i want to thank everyone for helping me make it to the "tod is great" comments page. if it's alright with you i'm going to make this posting the tod seelie fansite, like if that's okay with everyone. i don't think we should fight over who gets to administer tod's fansite but rather we should work together and be stronger knowing we've brought all of tod's fans to the same place where we can all learn from one another, united in our mutual love of the world's awesomest human. okay, i have to go i'm getting over emotional. thank you all so much for everything. thank you, thank you. together we walk into the sun.
my eyes got misty at first sight of our boy in front of the camero.
but now, now with this sense of community growing together to let tod know our very grounded and reasonable feeling towards him....
oh jesus, a virgin child's tear just rolled down my face.
I've got to get to something that resembles a church. I have to pray on this.
I want to raise money through this site to BUY tod that camero.
thoughts?
zipco you fucking genius!!!! yes yes yes!!!! let's set up a paypal account, maybe we can throw together a host committee and pull in some serious celebrity backing. oh zipco i think you've stumbled on a truly savory plot. dry your cyber tears zipco, we WILL raise the neccessary financial support for little toddy to get his camaro. and with his camaro, suckatod will truly take over the world. for us, it will be worht just to stand in his exhaust, trying to catch what we'll pray are kisses on the wind, wafting on air so sweet you'd swear god herself (psycho feminist babble) had made it.
oh and i AM a feminist so that thing about the babble was a joke.
tods gonna get pregnant from all this goodwill.
we have to think up some kind of "I'll shoot this dog if you dont read national lampoon" "i'll cook this adorable rabbit if you dont pay my damned rent" scheme.
I'm thinking, you're thinking. this isnt going to take long.
best birthday present ever.
precisely! i think you've hit on it. quick and easy, silent, clandestine. all we need is a magma-fueled psychotronic transducer. upon securing said item we will rent george bush's brain from halliburton, transport it along with the magma-fueled psychotronic transducer to oslo. there we will start our international class war with the help of our tranducer, heretofore to be referrred to simply as "MFPT." the swedish authorities will do anything to further their hegemony of the just, social-democratic state with universal health and day care, even if it means buying the white camaro and delivering to one tod seelie. sound like a plan? good. WE'RE dancing on the ruins of multinational corporations.
I see.
I was thinking of just making a site where I might cook TWO rabbits. and set deadlines. and really fucking kill the thing on the buzzer and keep doing it till we get enough paypal money to buy the ride.
we get the site out there enough, with a sticker campaign, and its pretty doable.
I figure.
you wanna? i mean its slightly more doable than stealing bush's brain, plus there is no line. we dont have to que up to kill bunnies.
listen i'm really into the sticker campaign and elimination of waiting and the line and all that but i can't kill rabbits. i'm vegan for chrissake. now if you're down, we could hold some tofu hostage, or some really prized seitan, i mean we could even.....WAIT!! I GOT IT!!!!
LET'S HOLD TOD FREAKIN' SEELIE HOSTAGE. mwa ha ha. we could collect donations from everywhere his pictures are published and all the hipsters who will spontaneously combust if he's gone. we can do a live webcast where vewers can instant message in and every time they say "no, you're not really holding him hostage, this is a recording" we can slap him and be like "is that real enough for you heels-n-socks?" "yeah that's right, just try to find a fucking pixeltan photo without this man." what's that vice-reader? your visual world will never be as ironic or the same? yeah? well buy THE FUCKING CAMARO OR YOUR FUCKING HIPSTER MAGAZINES ARE GOING DOWN, OKAY?
i lost my shit over heels and socks. too funny.
i may do the rabbit thing as a solo project then, but i am still into working with you to bilk some hipster kids and other wealthy younguns to get tod the damn car.
far too fucking rock and roll to not happen.
oh god. it's happened. someone else is moving on the bunny plan. www.savetoby.com and just for the sake of the bunny.
yo. i bought sucka the camaro. granted it's actually a 1" button with a picture of a yellow camaro on it, it's still a camaro. now we can relax and move to pure fandom. go sucka.
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