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* pour one out for poor little nonsense laptop (i guess that was your computer, jeff?) bummer. poor thing died after they'd put 8hrs of time and effort into their list. XXXXX FRIDAY, MAY 21 XXXXX Third Annual New York Burlesque Festival Over 60 burlesque performers from around the world descend on New York for three days. The festival kicks off at Southpaw with burlesque performers, go-go dancers, saucy bands, and sideshow acts. Scott The Blue Bunny hosts. Saturdayis the spotlight event at the Hiro Ballroom in Chelsea, with an all-star lineup of more than 40 of the most accomplished performers from around the globe. The legendary Murray Hill will host. Sunday offers Manhattan's first-ever Burlesque Cruise around New York, hosted by Miss Astrid. Enjoy burlesque performances, complimentary hors d'oeuvres, and the Golden Pasties Awards. Various locations; tonight at Southpaw | 125 Fifth Avenue, Brooklyn | 8p; $12 |