KEEP IT TIGHT. ALL UP IN YOUR BANANA HAMMOCK.

So I was gonna scan the flier in but then I got this from sucka. So, because I'm exhausted from sewing up the swoon legend last night till 5am, and because i'm straight jacking this shit from sucka i'd like you to visit suckatown for deets on your saturday plans: 1) bicycle fetish day-OUTSIDE MY DAMN HOUSE! 2) BLACK LABEL SPANDEX PARTY. deets here. i hope you fear the power that is me and alina's ass shaking spandex destructo creations. take that as a direct challenge to your masculinity.