AND GOD SAID "LET THERE BE COMPACT DISCS" AND THERE WERE COMPACT DISCS AND GOD SAW THAT THE COMPACT DISCS WERE GOOD.
Dearest children,
This particular address will be short, yet powerful, much like Jesus' reign on Earth. Through sacrifice, anguish, toil, money, sweat, tears, money, and blood, Sin Destroyers has printed their self titled EP to glorious compact discs. Packaged as an angel might package a blessing, the CD can be yours through a simple visit to the website, www.sindestroyers.com. They will also be available at Sin Destroyers shows, which will all be listed on the website of the very same address.
Perhaps you're taking a moment to ponder why I, and all powerful being, hasn't produced an unlimited supply of this pristine recording, and poured it upon the masses. It's for the same reason children starve and contemptible people find wealth...
but I can't let you know everything now. I've got to save something for the End.
Love,
God
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