FUCK MIDTOWN. FUCK CABS. FUCK COPS.

I just got into a fist fight with a cab door for the first time. A cab beeps at me while i'm riding in the left lane and I don't move (where are you supposed to go when there's no shoulder and you're riding right next to parked cars?) and then he lays on the horn but I still don't move because i have nowhere to go. Then he pulls up next to me and tries to push me off the road and gives me the finger. So I yell back "where am i supposed to go? fuck you!" All this is happening in the left lane where we come upon an 18 wheeler delivery truck and have to stop. So this weirdo cabbie is giving me the finger and going "your muhzzer" and I scream at him and tell him to stop fucking trying to kill me and I smash my little fist into his door as he's driving away. It was one of theose times where I remember that I really mean to ride with my chain unlocked so I can pull it off and smash windshields whenever necessary. Fuck cabs. A cop van did that to me the night before last too. A cop van! They should know that by law you can and should ride 4 feet from parked cars. Fuck cops too. Again, here is that nifty little Driver's Ed flier made by the coup. And a sticker too! And IParkedInABikeLane.org's sticker.