OH MY GOD THERE'S GONNA BE A FUCKING RIOT IN ANTLERTOWN.

we're gonna shake our asses so hard. party at my house tomorrow night!!! if you're my friend and i haven't emailed you the address, email me at antlered (at) gmail.com. party o'clock. my agent, miss troublebrass, has billed the party as such: the ever beautiful, remarkably talented, and overwhelmingly charming ms. antlers will be having a rager this friday evening to welcome the always helpful, perpetually charming, devastatingly handsome mr. adam bezer to her humble abode. so put on your dancing shoes and get your ass over there. friday night. party o'clock. djs. cute girls. attractive men. byob. what more could you ask for?