HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ZIP!
pictured above: zip's 13 year old doppelganger
that's right. our boy is finally turning 16. get the man some kool-aid. zip's 13 year old doppelganger's been knocking out secretaries and photographing the wreckage. here he poses in front of his work.
posted by Antlers at 4/22/2005 12:26:00 PM
4 Comments:
my god, we have to find some kind of damn 13 year old homeless kid i can take 100 or so stock pictures of. that way, you and I can use his trip through street puberty as the face of zipco.
although touching, its far too real to see my bastard smiling face. It feels like you're stealing my soul, lulling me into exposure with your damn femanine charms.
thank you for your birthday punches, with your tiny internet hands, its damn sweet of you.
hahahahahaha I cant even fucking spell feminine right.
fantastic.
I have a degree in writing by the way. well fucking earned.
i had fun meeting you tonight and eating bad chinese food.
and by bad i mean good.
god damn, sammy is a sweetheart.
I wish I had stayed and eaten terrible chinese food, and by terrible I mean "most likely mediocre eatings" but surrounded by fine people whom i love enough to lie in front of a judge and god and promising in front of jesus that they had nothing to do with that pyramid scheme.
(which most likely was my damn fault in the first place. but lets move past that. its the gesture that counts and I was going to make us all rich, rich off suckers.)
I was really happy to see you on my B-day. I have funny pictures of you all, you damn photogenic media darlings.
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