WEEKEND EVENTS RECAP BEATS DOWN THE "IT LIST"

Aight first let me say that sucka tried to scoop a girl on the weekend recap and failed. If there's one thing I got on sucka it's the internal scenester calendar. Now for the goods. FRIDAY: 1) New York Third Annual Burlesque Festival. deets. 8p. southpaw. 2) Go see Ben Dietz spin at Eleven! He's the biggest sweetie pie ever. Support. Open Red Stripe bar 10-11p. Dietz. 3) Oxy Cottontail Party. Deets on ephemeroi.com 4) Stolen Transmission, ultragrrrl thing. could be fun. orchard bar. deets. SATURDAY: Conflict! ERMP or Wooster? only you can decide. It may be worth it to go on the walking tour and then dart over to the ERMP. 1) The Evens + Parts & Labor. 2-6pm. will be crazy rad. deets. 2) Much anticipated Wooster Collective street art walking tour. ( wooster wrote: both tours will begin at the Orchard Street Art Gallery at 139 Orchard Street in New York City's Lower East Side at 2pm. There is no cost for the tour.) deets. 3) ALLDISCO at Capone's latenight. deets. 4) Faint afterparty latenight at tribeca grand. don't forget to rsvp. deets. SUNDAY: 1) Wooster Collective street art walking tour! Day 2. 2pm. Be there! deets. 2) Drunk Sunday afternoon show at the McKibben hipster dorms. Japanther's playing! I really love that newish song they have that's all about the bad things you did "when you were just a kiiiiddd.."Come on out. There's a conflict of interest but what can ya do. Maybe leave early and come to the mayoral forum? It's your democracy. deets. 3) Downtown for Democracy & DFNYC's Mayoral Forum! Please come down! It's a chance to talk to the Democratic candidates one on one. 5-7pm at wonderland. deets.