IT'S THE FREAKIN' WEEKEND BABY I'M ABOUT TO HAVE ME SOME FUN.

AND SO ARE YOU. HERE'S THE FIRSTEST SCHEDULED RECAP. *note. pour one out for zipco who's sick and bedridden (doppelganger pictured above). this bodes well for sucka's photos but not as well for general fun-having. sorry i talked all that shit about you, zip. also, since i got my tax return today i am on cloud nine. as we speak my bike is being souped the fuck up with sea green tires, a sea green water bottle cage, sea green grip tape for my handlebars, new brake lines and casing, 2 trued wheels, seat adjustment, fixing of my SIS gearshifting. goddamn i'm psyched. so here it is, kids. come on out... FRIDAY 1) Get your ass to Cinders for the John Orth opening. deets. 2) Destroy some sin and hang out at the God makeout booth I'll be staffing. deets. Trash bar, $7, open bar. deets. 3) Bicycle film festival afterparty at the bar Eleven. deets. Porkchop spinning! **4) last minute addition! Ernie Pannicioli's book "3 the Hard Way" opening tonight at Jan Larsen's gallery in DUMBO. go if you got time. Ernie is really an inspirational guy and Jamel Shabazz is incredible. ( 3 THE HARD WAY Jamel Shabazz, Joe Conzo & Ernie Paniccioli | Opens Friday May 13th at 7pm the Xpo @ Gallerie 63 Pearl Street, Brooklyn | F train to York, AC to Brooklyn Bridge, under Manhattan Bridge) SATURDAY 1) trackstar bike polo deets 2) doodle down deets 3) FIRST WARM NIGHT! 6:27pm Chrystie and Houston! Don't be late or you'll miss it! 4) Bicycle Film Fest afterparty at the Delancey. deets. SUNDAY 1) Toyshop Collective's PIMP YOUR RIDE at tompkins at 1pm. deets. 2) Japanther show at the McKibben dorms! 3pm. scroll down a post for deets. (thanks Todd P) (this show is next weekend!) 3) Grub. eat food at the rubulad. c/o visual resistance's tiny cooking hands. deets.