THE HITS FROM NONSENSE.

so. i am a big fan of jeff stark's nonsense list and will now reprint some of the the stuff i liked most. SATURDAY: 1) DOODLE DOWN! Orchard Street Art Gallery 139 Orchard Street, between Rivington and Delancey, Manhattan 1p; $free 2) Trackstar bike polo & bicycle film festival bike parade: Parade begins Madison Square Park (23rd Street and 5th Avenue), to street party at Second Avenue and Second Street, Manhattan 1p; $free 3) FIRST WARM NIGHT! saturday night! meet at houston & chrystie at 6:30pm sharp. will be amazing i'm certain. please check firstwarmnight.com SUNDAY: 1) Toyshop Collective presents | Pimp Your Ride Bike decorating workshop. Too embarrassed to tow your date on the handlebars of that ugly old wallflower of a whip? It doesn't have to be that way. Ride your shame to the south end of Tompkins Square Park and we will pinstripe you, accessorize you (with the best glam we can find in the garbage), and otherwise provide you with the tools to get that bam pow. We will provide materials but you are more than welcome to bring your own and share techniques. Tompkins Square Park | South End, Avenue A and 7th Street, Manhattan | 1-4p; $free 2) GRUB. come eat food for fre or cheap. cookin courtesy of visual resistance. Have you still not been yet? It's my favorite thing to go to. Rubulad | 338 Flushing, at Classon, Brooklyn | G train to Flushing or Classon stations, J,M,Z to Marcy, B61 bus to Flushing | 6:30p doors, 7p dinner; $pay what you want, and bring your own booze burlesque options: * Smut, erotic performance, readings, and discussion. MONDAYS 8p; $free. Galapagos, 70 North 6th Street, between Wythe and Kent, Williamsburg, Brooklyn. 718 782 5188, http://www.galapagosartspace.com/events.html. * Starshine Burlesque. Rififi, 332 East 11th Street, between First and Second avenues, Manhattan. THURSDAYS, 10p-ish; $5. May 19: DirtyMartini, Balloonhedz, Creamy Stevens, Little Brooklyn, Rose Wood; May 26: Veronika Sweet, Lorelei Lullabye, Miss Pinkie, Rev Spooky, Creamy Stevens, Little Brooklyn, Adam Rinn. http://www.starshineburlesque.com * Monday Evening Burlesque. Galapagos, 70 N. 6th Street, Williamsburg, Brooklyn. MONDAYS 9.30p; $free. http://www.galapagosartspace.com. 718 782 5188.