someone buy me this piece of crap please.

GOTH INFIGHTING ON NYHAPPENINGS!

goth foodfight! he he. so a goth who only identifies himself as "stockyard channing" wrote in complete disgust about sunday's tres fun looking goth beauty pageant. i thought the hipster pseudo goth revival was supposed to be ironic! weren't we all poking fun at gothdom like 5 minutes ago? "I know that this is the trendiest egroup in NYC, but I'm a bit disappointed that none of you (c'mon, Daniel, you've got brains!) turkeys did any homework. If you had, you'd know that there has beena Gothic Beauty Pageant in NYC for many years now. It's been held by actual goths at ALCHEMY, not the trendies with pathetic connections to Details magazine and other, poseur shittt. Now that you trendies (by the way, that article on "Visions of the Apocaplypse" just showshow they're shamelessly ripping off the goth scene) know that there is another pageant and that its been run by a real scene, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? Are you going to try to reach out to the already existing pageant and invite its organizers, judges, etc. on-board? Or are you just going to rip them the fuck off?I'm nominating Ashley Simpson as your "gothic" beauty queen! Makes me wanna move back to Portland! See yous in the pit!- Stocki" (i got the above image here) well anyway, it looks fun and you can find deets here

NY Press runs 50 Most Loathsome NYers list. he he he.

50 most loathsome new yorkers. ha! The list includes both Bloomberg (#1) and Giff Miller, the Olsen brats, Lohan, Sarah Lewitinn of TENAFLY NEW JERSEY where I went to middle school, Carlos D (wrong), Eliot Spitzer (wrong again), Larry Tee, Nick Denton (I heart gawker) and my fave: Bruce Smolka--devil incarnate. 17. Bruce Smolka NYPD Assistant Chief February 1999: Officers in Smolka's NYPD's Street Crime Unit pump 41 bullets into Amadou Diallo. February 2003: Smolka illegally orders horseback-mounted police to charge a group of peaceful antiwar demonstrators. April 2003: Smolka confronts a group of about 100 demonstrators in front of the Carlyle Group's headquarters with 300 officers outfitted in full riot gear. August 2004: Responsible for securing midtown during the RNC, the smoldering chief could be found standing on "his" perimeter, head clean-shaven, blue eyes piercing, chin jutting, arms folded across his chest like an urban Patton. He personally oversaw the illegal arrest and detention of hundreds during the convention. Then, humiliated by August's 5000-strong Critical Mass ride, he deployed the NYPD's full force in an effort to control the monthly gathering. Until December, that is, when federal judge William Pauley ruled against Smolka's request for an injunction to stop the ride. The only upside of being arrested by this thug is that you have an excellent chance of getting off when your case finally comes before a judge. (thanks Brian and Gawker) link

robyn siegel is the best!

"le cuddle puddle" robyn is featured on the left.

robyn siegel is the best!

have you been sleeping on her blog? hmmm? you can tell miss antlers, i won't mind. well silly face, if this is you, you may be overdue for a visit. ROBYN'S BLOG: myopian1917.diaryland.com

longest meeting ever.

whew. just got out of a daylong meeting. 10am-4pm. holy freakin jeezusssssssss.

post-ironic is the new blogmatic.

whatever that means. i can barely stand how much i love the song "when you were mine" which is on suckapants.com right now. you'll have to just go find it.

i know who you are!

yo, a blog tracker is some crazy shit. i have had several hundred visits in the last 9 days from 18 countries and 5 continents. i know i've had visits from people working at the new york times and in the US military. i know what search terms are used to bring you to my blog. totally weird, totally fascinating. whoever these interesting viewers are, they can never give me the kind of joy i feel in presiding over the tod seelie fan club.

if you know what's good for you you'll come see applied science at pianos on thursday!

wed night party! thanks, elik!

LIST CLOSED!

party party party--rsvp today.

BIG UNDERWEAR= HOTTTTTTT.

robyn and jesse.

spot the pantsless man! i have even more lewd pics but they're really not antlered-safe.

hot booty action

don't front. someone was totally minipod Djing.

I love you Madeline!

She's SO amazing! here are 2 tracks: what the devil don't know won't hurt him uncle's got a sweetheart Her's her site: madelinesongs.com buy her music here (thanks kevin!) plan-it-x.com

robin and jenny.

adorable jenny egan last night talking to robin at the fundraiser. we're all in the film.

TOD SEELIE FANSITE!

here's the place to post all your loving thoughts and memories of my favorite celeb, tod seelie.

COVER GIRLS

Cover story! Gretchen Dyer has a congenital heart condition. When she became pregnant with twins, her doctor warned that bringing the pregnancy to term might kill both her and the babies. She had an abortion. Sebastiana Correa, a native of Brazil and daughter of an anti-abortion activist, became pregnant while studying in the United States as a graduate student. She had an abortion. Then there's 93-year-old Henrietta Levner. In the 1920s and 1930s, she had several illegal abortions..... more here

Why are people insane (who don't actually have mental health problems)?

Newsday headline:

Man Tries to Steal Gun to 'Rescue Schiavo'

...Randy McKenzie, the owner of Randall's Firearms, said Mitchell pulled out the box cutter and broke the glass on a couple of display cases. "He told me if I wasn't on Terri's side then I wasn't on God's side, either," McKenzie told The Associated Press. McKenzie said he then pointed his own gun at Mitchell and ordered him to lie on the ground. But Mitchell fled out the store's back door before police arrived, he said....

BANKSY/WOOSTER ON THE FRONT PAGE OF NYT!

okay so i wasn't gonna post about this yesterday, but the Banksy/Wooster Collective insanity has hit the FRONT PAGE of the New York Times! this image is of an actual beetle Banksy hung.

"SPEAK OUT: I HAD AN ABORTION" SCREENING/FUNDRAISER TONIGHT!

Please come to my screening tonight! TONIGHT is the big night! "Speak Out" takes the conversation about abortion away from didactic politics and puts it back into human, personal experience, that nobody with an ounce of humanity can argue with. So come and support this film and abortion rights! Thursday, March 24th Doors open at 6:30 7pm SHARP screening 8pm reception Alwan for the Arts 16 Beaver Street, 4th Floor Suggested donation is $20. If you can afford to give more, please do, the film would benefit greatly! If this is too much, give less. Anything is appreciated. Trains: 4,5 Bowling Green N,R Whitehall 1,2 Wall Street J,M Broad Street A,C Broadway http://www.alwan.org/info/ - here is a link to a map of the area. Directions: 16 Beaver is located in the Financial District, just east of Bowling Green and the Museum for the American Indian. It’s between the large streets of Broadway (Whitehall is the smaller street) & Broad St. On the corner Beaver & New Street PLEASE RSVP

took this shot this morning walking by the garage that's being torn down on lafayette. eddy's work is inside on the walls.

the inside of the garage WK's friend owns. for many years he had work on the garage doors and above the garage (on lafayette next to the vice store). now it's being torn down. two or 3 years ago he had an opening in the garage and this work is what was inside.

my lovely roommates rafie and adam at tim's new cafe landscape on union ave.

SUCKA CAMARO

my favorite sucka, TOD (coolest guy ever) SEELIE. he's the guy who throws the after after after party that you have absolutely no chance of knowing about and photographs that shit. check out his sites: WWW.OFQUIET.COM WWW.SUCKAPANTS.COM WWW.TOYSHOPCOLLECTIVE.COM

black label tallbikes outside of glasshouse!

mad red bikes outside the glasshouse gallery moustache riders afterparty.

goodbye hilke party at uniondocs. was super duper fun fun fun.

antlered love!

someone put this on a phone booth in chelsea. anyone know who's this is? it's dope.

very very upsetting hat this fellow was wearing on the subway. more on this later.

laptop laptop laptop burncopy

mike air DJing after

ipoDJ-ing

LAPTOP DJ-ING!

robyn at ken li's jump off this past weekend. the party was BANGIN' except for when this jock asked if i was having a seizure when i was dancing to walk like an egyptian. he wasn't even dancing! and i'm a fucking breakdancer! what a dick. lucky erica told him off.

better late than never. everybody say happy belated bday to trudy. these cupcakes were on her face a second later.

so true....but sometimes it's most fun to be with friends near strangers doing crazy shit.

ANATHEMA MAGAZINE IS THE BEST MAGAZINE EVER.

Okay, so I was reading the new magazine Anathema which I got at the absurdly fun and nice Anathema magazine party the other night at Tonic (save tonic!). It's fucking brilliant, I mean really brilliant. And despite the fact that most of the contributors are my friends, the thing I liked best was by a fellow named Nicholas Herman, whom I have never met. His article was a Foucaultian argument about the role of the photography of torture on public memory (Abu Ghraib) and a comparison of the Oubliette (medieval dungeon trapdoor in the floor of a court) with the Camera Obscura (pinhole camera). He then compares and inverts these comparisons. Go get the magazine now.

My old campus is riddled with psychotic Zionists.

These Zionists have polarized the campus to the point of requiring METAL DETECTORS at a conference about the Zionist propaganda film "Columbia Unbecoming" read a great editorial about these events here. Another good article is here

Doze on CNN.com!

Doze Green is on cnn.com right now! I took this pic at subtonic. He's on the left. Click here for article.

"Speak Out: I Had an Abortion" fundraiser/screening Thursday!

(I'm in this film, and on page 171 of Glamour wearing the t-shirt for the film, along with filmmaker Gillian Aldrich!) "Speak Out: I Had an Abortion" documents 10 women's abortion stories, from a 20-year-old single mom in Detroit to an 85-year-old Harlem resident. These stories are personal testimonies, not didactically political in nature. It is the power of a story rather than political dogma that drives the message of the film. WHEN: Thursday, March 24th 7pm (sharp) screening 8 PM cocktails and reception Suggested donation. $20. We will accept more if you can afford to, less if you can’t. WHERE :Alwan for the Arts. 16 Beaver Street, 4th Floor Trains: 4,5 Bowling Green/N,R Whitehall/1,2 Wall Street/J,M Broad Street/A,C Broadway http://www.alwan.org/info/ Directions: 16 Beaver is located in the Financial District, just east of Bowling Green and the Museum for the American Indian. It’s between the large streets of Broadway (Whitehall is the smaller street) & Broad St. On the corner Beaver & New Street

KING HISHAM BHAROOCHA

TOD TOD TOD FREAKIN' SEELIE TOOK THIS PICTURE OF HISHAM BHAROOCHA (BEST JAPANESE-BURMESE ONE MAN BAND WONDER EVER), CURRENTLY FEATURED IN THE FADER MAG. (SOFT CIRCLE) LAST NIGHT AT THE EVER SO SWELL ANATHEMA MAG PARTY.

WED. GET RAD W/ THE GO! TEAM, DAVE P & JUSTINE D.

BASICALLY IT'S LIKE THIS. DAVE P BRINGS THE NOISE TO PHILADELPHIA AND BOOKS THE FIRST SHOW OF ALL YOUR FAVORITE BANDS A WEEK BEFORE YOU'VE HEARD OF THEM AT MAKING TIME. JUSTINE D AND DAVE P KILL IT OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR TILL YOU'RE SWEATY AS HELL AND BEGGING FOR MORE. WEDNESDAY, MARCH 23RD 2005 TRIBECA GRAND, DAVE P. AND JUSTINE D. PRESENT: THE FIXED PRE-WMC FREAKOUT!!! FEATURING A VERY SPECIAL LIVE PERFORMANCE AT 11PM BY: THE GO! TEAM @ CANAL ROOM--285 W. BROADWAY (AT W. BROADWAY AND CANAL) NYC 9 PM - 4 AM GET RAD WITH PARTY TRAIN SOLDIER: DAVE P. 21+ $10.00 BEFORE THE BAND AND FREE AFTER THE BAND Advance tickets and additional info at: http://www.igetrvng.com

ONE MORE TIME....WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE

THANK YOU US CUSTOMS SERVICE FOR PROTECTING US FROM TERRORIST MAGAZINES! Anathema Magazine Issue 1 ****Monday, March 21**** 9pm Tonic 107 Norfolk between Delancey and Rivington Streets Live music: Soft Circle Telepathy Donkey Claw DJs: Jon Santos Suz EQ $6 suggested donation Sponsored by Jameson MORE INFO

MARIO VAZQUEZ DAY!

one more with mario!

MARIO VAZQUEZ IS ***IN MY OFFICE*** RIGHT NOW! JUST TOOK THIS PIC LIKE A MINUTE AGO.

these dancers were so awesome at the patrick mcmullan shindig.

Patrick McMullan's dancers last night!

Some TV people at the Patrick McMullan party last night. I don't know who they are.

if you wanna figure it out, here's the hit list.

can't remember who did this but it's neato.

andrew's stuff. he has another 2 pieces in the show. hisham does too. GO SEE IT!

max factor's artist statement. no it's really cute directions.

ashley maccomber

cute as a button mari last night at the opening.

NECKFACE piece in the rich jacobs show.

art art art from the rich jacobs show. poor form that i can't read the name. sorry!

art from the rich jacobs show last night. the artist is named erika something. can't read the last name.

this bus drove by my office last night. there was a whole fleet of "lamers." amazing.

tattooing

by one partner for another does not a mutual silliness make, as it could really be a singular sort of insanity.

Critical Response to the Art Product= C.R.A.P

This is amazing. Plug in 5 numbers and get a new critique every time! C.R.A.P

A piece by Tom Otterness in his show at the Marlborough Gallery in Chelsea from '02, his installation on Broadway comes down tomorrow! go see it if you haven't!

Madeline last night at the Cinders gallery. She was amazing!